Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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