wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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