Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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