Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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