Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
