he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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