You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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