sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
