Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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