would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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