3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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