don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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