need another drink. this is the easiest way
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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