I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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