Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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