Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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