Your face is a jimmy john
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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