I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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