god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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