She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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