I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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