Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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