you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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