haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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