Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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