remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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