i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The best revenge is premature balding
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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