I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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