i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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