went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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