Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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