Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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