It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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