Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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