If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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