thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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