What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Your penis caused this!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize
