I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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