thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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