Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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