just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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