problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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