Well apparently he's into motor boating.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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