the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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