batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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