I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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