I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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