I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My breasts were aching with rage.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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