I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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