I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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