I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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